#454: Okay, so this is definitely the best music video made in recent times.

#453: I CANNOT WAIT

This just may be the best SF record yet.

And they've already released 'teasers' on their podcasts.







I CANNOT WAIT!

#452: It's Been Awhile

#451: The Truth Hurts, Baby.

"Can I ask you a question?"

Yesterday I went to the ends of the earth with my single, celibate, and surrogate father and MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD to an NS camp about 2 hours away from KL. (Yes, the world ends after driving for two hours) He got the opportunity to share in the religious studies' class, and he pleaded with asked me to come with him.

So he finished his sharing and there still was some time before the students were released, and being the loving father that he was, he invited me to talk to the campers. And while I was halfway reciting my Facebook profile introducing myself, someone stood up.

A lala guy. (The same one that asked me if I was Korean)

Oh wait.

It was a girl. (Guys in NS don't have any hair! Woops.)

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah sure."

"Are you single?"

"Heh heh.. Nnyes I am?"

And the population of the female campers, including the pretty girl in row 2, rose to their feet, starting yelling ecstatically, looking at if other in unrestrained excitement, celebrating the availability of my love.

Now, at this point (or very much earlier on), you may ponder 'No way he's telling the truth man.' And the fact that my two witnesses will NEVER vouch for me doesn't really help. So I can only conclude to this. To quote a good friend, "The truth hurts."

I'm sorry I hurt you.

#450: Jasper and Cecil refined

#449: It's the fear inside that keeps us going

"...yeah man. I'm gonna get married in less than 10 years wei. Around 25 or 26 would be nice."

"Yup. That's the dream. I don't want to end up like dad."

#448: Jasper and Cecil

Before there was Me,
And before there was You,
Before there was Grandpa,
When cars still seemed new.

Before good ol' Alex
Created the phone.
Way back when The Wheel
Was still made out of stone.

When dinosaurs still roamed
The forests of Brazil,
There we can find
Ol' Jasper and Cecil.

Meet Jasper- we call him,
Short for Jaspolvinskinecker,
Once a mighty fine man,
Now a cranky old codger.

Then there is Cecil,
Jolly chap he used to be.
Now he is as old,
As the oldest redwood tree.

Nobody can remember,
How they came to be,
As far as we know,
They call no one 'mummy'.

So they sit on the bench,
Scowling and grumbling.
Regardless of whether,
The sun is still shining.

Two grumpy old men,
Not a sight to behold.
There's not much to be said,
No tale to be told.

Oh look- They've started whining,
In a manner so ill.
Let's just leave them be,
Old Jasper and Cecil.

#447: Happy Emoversary

The king of emo celebrated his birthday not too long ago. And this is in his honor.

The 10 most emo guys I know
(Girls? Let's not go there)

10. Dalvin Dinshaw
While his emo may not be as severe, Darling Dal's danger level is similar to that of Chuck Norris with a shot of caffeine.
Emo Level: 5/10
Emo Power: Unexpected physical assaults, dangerous stares
His defining emo moment: Lack of love from someone we shall not speak of here.


9. Bryan Chan
As much as he denies it, 'Ah Boy' brews emo for breakfast every morning.
Emo Level: 5.5/10
Emo Power: Keeping quiet, acting blur
His defining emo moment: The persecution of his archery tan lines.


8. Basil Cha
The nerdy emo boy I call brother. THE STUPID NERDY EMO BOY.
Emo Level: 6/10
Emo Power: Whining to his mummy, engaging in unnecessary wrestling
His defining emo moment: Crying when he couldn't get a girlfriend. True story.


7. Joshua Yee
While his emo damage amounts to that of a kitten on catnip, this boy knows how to make a big deal out of emo. A LOUD, big deal.
Emo Level: 7/10
Emo Power: His voice, corny songs, mood swings, being LOA
His defining emo moment: Leaving his notebook full of emo love songs on my table. (I sell it to the highest bidder)


6. Wong Jun-Min
Don't make him emo. You won't like him when he's emo.
Emo Level: 7.5/10
Emo Power: Driving fast, buying stuff
His defining emo moment: Driving to Genting to get away. And dragging me with him.


5. Joshua Yong
The hurricane of emo underneath is covered up with his special ability, the lame cover-up. Don't be deceived.
Emo Level: 8/10
Emo Power: The lame cover-up, a once-broken arm
His defining emo moment: Nothing. The lame cover-up is THAT good.


4. Joshua Ng
Think Lil' Joshy seems pleasant and nice? Work with him (speaking from experience) and you'll experience the revelation of emo and evil combined.
Emo Level: 8/10
Emo Power: Sharp objects, disturbing thoughts of violence
His defining emo moment: The Bloodbath of Maxis: The day he couldn't collect his SPM Certificate.


3. Wong Wei-Ming
The boy who can never live a day without playing an emo song on his guitar. This kid writes songs so emo that Secondhand Serenade wished he never lived.
Emo Level: 9.5/10
Emo Power: Guitar, long hair
His defining emo moment: The December Song


2. Han Eul @ Hans
This guy brought 'emo back'. All the way from Korea.
Emo Level: 10/10
Emo Power: Skinny jeans, black clothes, longer hair
His defining emo moment: Being Korean and having emo hair.


1. Jeremy Foo
This ain't no jolly teddy bear or huggable giant of love, kids. Ol' Jerry's life is a rollercoaster of emo and happiness, girls and food. See it all here.
Emo Level: 11/10
Emo Power: Blogging (He's closed about 17 blogs because it all got too emo)
His defining emo moment: Blogging


Happy birthday Jeremy. I love you

And all you emo boys.