#458: A conversation between best friends of an abnormal kind

"Hey Q, we're best friends right?"

"Sometimes."

"Eh Q, why you don't want to marry me? Our parents both approve, our friends also see it..."

"I don't want! And why do you want me to marry you now?"

"Not now lah. But next time when all else fails..."

"Wah you too much lor."

"So marry me mou?"

"Don't wantttt."

"Why can't you be open about it?"

"X, I have a list of things I'm not going to do in life. One is marrying X. The other is eating poop."

Friendship is far from perfect, but friends love friends for who they are, even if they put marrying you in the same category as consuming compost.

Based on fairly true events.