#458: A conversation between best friends of an abnormal kind

"Hey Q, we're best friends right?"

"Sometimes."

"Eh Q, why you don't want to marry me? Our parents both approve, our friends also see it..."

"I don't want! And why do you want me to marry you now?"

"Not now lah. But next time when all else fails..."

"Wah you too much lor."

"So marry me mou?"

"Don't wantttt."

"Why can't you be open about it?"

"X, I have a list of things I'm not going to do in life. One is marrying X. The other is eating poop."

Friendship is far from perfect, but friends love friends for who they are, even if they put marrying you in the same category as consuming compost.

Based on fairly true events.

#457: I don't usually read my sister's blog posts

Ok fine. I didn't read this post either, but this link came early enough.

iPersonic personality test

And in my 17 years of quiz and test-taking, I've never come across a more accurate test. Love it.

I am a Determind Realist.

I can quickly react impatiently if others are not as conscientious, orderly and dutiful as I am.

I have no problem with routine as long as it serves efficiency.

Once I have committed myself to a cause I do this with dedication and am willing to make considerable sacrifices for it.

I do not avoid conflicts and criticism but face up to them and look for solutions.

You do not have to seek hidden motives with me; you always know where you are.

I am never superficial, but a reliable and loyal friend who is always there when I am needed.

I take my relationships very seriously - I dream of finding a partner for life. In a love relationship, I seek above all stability and loyalty and here, too, I am willing to invest a lot in a harmonious togetherness. (LOVE IT!)

As a partner, one can always rely on my support.

Adjectives which describe my type: extroverted, practical, logical, planning, direct, structured, conscientious, responsible-minded, self-confident, critical, honest, orderly, reliable, controlled, objective, able to concentrate, resolved, purposeful, communicative, with a sense of duty, tradition-conscious, stable, able to deal with conflicts, solution-oriented, relationship-oriented, efficient, impatient, warm-hearted, competition-oriented

How's that for a profile.

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