#343: Win A Date With Cedric! Answers and Results

'Win A Date With Cedric' answers and results are out! So without further ado...


THE ANSWERS

Question 1: Cedric has never drawn...

• A chimpanzee in a tux

As much as you may object, it was a chimpanzee that I drew, not a chimpanzee IN A TUX.

Question 2: Arrange the shoes below in the (chronological) order that Cedric wore them.

• Nikes
  
• North Stars
  
• Reeboks
  
• Converse All Stars
• Vans Classics

Question 3: Which of the statements below is false?

• Cedric didn't eat bean sprouts when he was young because he was convinced the yellow sprouts tasted the same as egg yolk.

Cedric: Loving bean sprouts since '92.

Question 4: The last song Cedric downloaded was...

• 'Grace Kelly' by Mika

Oh that funny, little, gay, Lebanese singer.

Question 5: Cedric's first impression of Josh Yee was...

• "Wow. That guy really seems to adore Martin."

He did. Kept on raving on what a pity it was that we (then 13 year olds) 'leveled up' to youth church and Martin was still stuck in kiddies' church.


THE RESULTS

Wei-Ming and Denise both got the highest score of 3/5. (Sorry Isaac) This means they battle it out...

SLOGAN WRITING STYLE!

Wei-Ming and Denise will have to complete the following sentence in no more than 20 words...

Draco the Dragon sat in his cave and wept...

...and you will vote in an upcoming poll to determine the winner!

Entries to be submitted before October 11, Saturday.


Cedric. Where dreams become a reality.


My teacher claims I'm devaluing myself by putting myself up for grabs. In my defense, this 'competition' was a potentially popular post which did not accomplish its destiny due to the readers in denial, who actually longed for a FREE movie ticket and me. Oh well, as long as my readers are happy. Oh such blogging dedication!

#342: Guys Don't Dig As Much

The 'I dig _____. (only for guys and 'confused' females)' poll concluded last week, and didn't quite fetch much feedback in comparison to the hit before it, the 'I dig _____. (only for girls and 'confused' males)' poll.

In brief conclusion, the majority of guys, in contrast to girls, are way too fussy to select JUST ONE 'classification' of females as their ideal partner. And, there's a really high chance that the guys that voted in the poll were actually selecting the 'class' their current 'attractions/partners' belong to.

So... Wanna know which I voted for? *grin*


NEXT: 'Win A Date With Cedric' answers and results!

#341: Eww

Diarrhea is a dire rear.

#340: Remember...

...when I said I would lose my luscious locks if I got done with school by this year? [click]

If you happen to be another one of those weirded out people that ask "Why the heck do you even want to cut your hair?" Here's the deal: I get a year's worth of holidays (and new sneakers- still working on that with Mum), and a high chance is that you're still in school, so let's consider the haircut a symbol of sheer joy and bliss, rubbing-in, and so I don't have to call you 'loser' every time we meet.

The day that happens is drawing ever closer.


Except that I'm faced with a dilemma.


Maybe a mohawk would look more ridiculous (yes, somewhere along those lines).

Or really short hair with a smiley face at the back.

Hmmm...

#339: More of Life and Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, make Lemon Cheesecake and don't share any of it with Life.

When Life gives you lemons, scold Life for messing up your order.

When Life gives you lemons, kick Life in his lemons.

When Life gives you lemons, read It's A Cedric World.


Will be away on a holiday at the beach for a week. *grin* When I come back: poll results, holiday photos, and Win A Date With Cedric results!

#338: Skinny-dipping in the waters of Port Dickson

izzz niceeeeee.

#337: Whello

If you're here to win a date with Cedric, read the previous post. But read on anyway.

Wei-Ming (yes, I rename all my contacts on MSN) says:
Ce bring some art stuff

Wei-Ming says:
You can draw me nude

Josh Yee says:
yea

Josh Yee says:
eh i want also

Cedric says:
oh yeah

Cedric says:
cooool

Josh Yee says:
i want to whole a rose and sit on a stool

Josh Yee says:
haha

Cedric says:
whole a rose

Josh Yee says:
or whole a sword

Cedric says:
hahahahahah!

Josh Yee says:
hold

Cedric says:
wholey crap

Josh Yee says:
sorry

Josh Yee says:
haha

Josh Yee says:
hold!

Cedric says:
this is going on my blog!

Josh Yee says:
accidentaly la

Wei-Ming says:
Wholey mother of pearl

Josh Yee says:
idiot..

Wei-Ming says:
(How do I spell 'haha' with Ws so I can make fun of Josh? Hmmm....)

Cedric says:
whawha!

Josh Yee says:
accident la..

Wei-Ming says:
WHA WHA WHA

Cedric says:
no probs. i understand. stuff like this whappens.

Josh, THIS is your birthday post. Whappy Birthday.

Visit the brain of Josh Yee for the best of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Advance at your own risk.

#336: Win a Date with Cedric!

It's your chance to win yourself a date with Cedric! It's simple enough: answer the five questions (that you'll probably be only to correctly guess by some really good 'tembak-ing') below correctly, and you'll be on your way to a free movie with the second sexiest man (Isaac Ravi's the first, but he isn't putting himself up for grabs. Another time mates.)! What are you waiting for? Get guessing!

Terms & Conditions (listed below) apply.


Question 1: Cedric has never drawn...

• Prince William
• A chimpanzee in a tux
• zombie plants
• a camel singing 'My Humps'
  

Question 2: Arrange the shoes below in the (chronological) order that Cedric wore them.

• Reeboks
• Nikes
• Converse All Stars
• North Stars
• Vans Classics

Question 3: Which of the statements below is false?

• Cedric didn't eat bean sprouts when he was young because he was convinced the yellow sprouts tasted the same as egg yolk.
• Cedric had to be urgently taken out of his mother's womb because he was about to... poop.
• Cedric has never read a single Secret Seven book before.
• Cedric's dad offered to buy him a toy if he stopped sleeping in the nude.

Question 4: The last song Cedric downloaded was...

• 'Hysteria' by Muse
• 'Grace Kelly' by Mika
• 'Violet Hill' by Coldplay
• 'I'm Fat' by Weird Al Yankovic

Question 5: Cedric's first impression of Josh Yee was...

• "Wow. That guy really seems to adore Martin."
• "That guy looks like a pretty friendly guy."
• "Why is he even hanging out with that gang man?"
• "Hmm. Nice shoes."

Drop your answers in the comments section of this post.

Terms & Condition

• This competition is open to both genders (yay) living in the Klang Valley under the age of OLD.
• ONE entry per participant, with the exception of really, really hot chicks. (Requested changes to already submitted entries will not be entertained)
  
• Direct relatives of Cedric are ineligible to compete in this competition. (He's tired of seeing you anyway)
• Winner will be contacted to claim prize. Ticket cannot be exchanged for cash.
• Closing Date: 28th September 2008'

This competition is held in conjunction with the 'Cedric: Celebrating 16 years, four months, and 25 days of Awesomeness' celebrations.

#335: This Post

This post is special.

Not the Britney-still-wins-awards kind of special.

This post is even more specialler.

Wait. Is there even such a word? Specialler. Speciallest. Spell Check isn't in agreement with them though.

MORE special. That's it. No need to add -er or -est, since 'more' is already present in the sentence. (excessive study of Language Arts takes its toll) Write this down in your 'Grammer Lessons' book, Josh.


Josh turned sixteen last Friday. He matured, got bolder *ahem ahem*, and taller.

I wish I could just leave it like that, but my conscience told me it was wrong to lie. So Josh just matured and got bolder.

He seemed quite pleased about it anyway.

Moving on to the specialness of this post (though it's already gotten SO special for the legion of Josh's female stalkers fans- it's not everyday they get updated on their idol's status)- it isn't about grammar or Josh. Instead, it's about...

...

...

Three dots look pretty.

...

...

And this is the part where, if you're physically superior to me and tired of my antics, threaten me with a life-threatening... threat.

"Wanna eat my fist?"

It's a good thing I think up these kind of things beforehand.

"How bout eating MY fist instead?"

People have always said violence was never the way, wasn't it?

Speaking of violence, there was this time where...


Wait. What?


Special?


What's special?


COMING SOON: Win a Date with Cedric!

#334: My Art WHATTTT?

"your art is best in life."

You can never get enough of weird anonymous SMSes, can you?

#333: The Chain of Screaming

"Shout back at your parents. But first, be prepared to lose your allowance."

Unless you do it the Barney Stinson way. Observe the video below.



So now you know.

In case of forecasted doubts on my blog roll slowing down, I'll be away for 3 days soaking up UV rays (I wish I loved science) on the beach at school ugh camp. But lookey! Another poll (this time for the guys and confused females) to keep you entertained in my absence.

Woo chicks!

#332: The Hot-Crazy Scale

Some lessons can never be taught. Others can be found by watching How I Met Your Mother. Have a dose of Barney Stinson, baby!

"Without you, I'm just the Dynamic Uno."

Barnabas Stinson

#331: A is for Absolutelyhilarious

After an unfruitful search for supper at the 'Ramadan Bazaar' in my neighborhood, I headed back home. While I waited for the condominium lift to arrive at the ground floor, an OBVIOUSLY Chinese-educated mother came carrying her baby. It seemed like she was a new mother, the way she struggled to handle the poor kid and of course, the fact that she was (desperately) trying to teach her baby new words.

"Say 'baby'!"

...would have been what a normal mother would say, but the Chinese-educated have problems with English pronunciation, and typically Chinese, love to repeat things they just said. (I love my race)

"Seh bay-bee! Seh bay-bee!"

So when the lift arrived and its doors opened, the mother, her baby, and I stepped in. I pressed the button which read '6', and would take me to the sixth floor, where I lived. (duh) And the mother tried to teach her baby where they lived.

"'Eigh' chai nah li?"

*Your handy little English translator: Where is 'eight'? (yes, 'eigh' is the way Chinese pronounce 'eight')

I'm sure she repeated that line a couple more times, before finally pressing the button that read '8', which would take them to the eighth floor, where (I think) they lived. (duh, again)

"'Eigh' chai nah li? 'Eigh'? 'Eigh'?"

Few more times...

"Seh 'eigh'! Seh 'eigh'!"

(If you're thinking the lift was moving really slowly, it wasn't. I'm just telling the story in ultra slow-mo)

I was about to forsake all the principles my parents brought me up with and do something unpleasant to Mrs. I-is-know-how-to-speaking-Engrish, but then it happened.

"Seh 'eigh'! 'Eigh' for Eh-perl!"

Your handy just-translate-the word-already! buddy: "Say 'eight'! 'Eight' for apple!"


I never thought you could teach a kid the alphabet and math in just one sentence, but she did. You've gotta hand it to her.

A true story.