#329: The 'I dig...' Poll

The 'I dig... (eligible only for females or 'confused' males)' poll has finally come to an end. It has proved quite a hit with blog visitors, fetching 69 votes and producing some interesting results. As an esteemed professor at the University of Cedricology and an expert in the anatomy of the female (and 'confused' male) mind*, here is what I can determine after careful analyzation of the poll results.

*Well, not really. But I had to convince you somehow right?


Musicians- 46%
The majority of females (and 'confused' males) find a guy with a musical instrument the most attractive among the lot. A landslide victory for the musicians, winning almost half of the votes. (also proves that my decision to pick up the guitar was a good idea)


Athletes- 4%
To be honest I expected this poll to be a two-horse race between musicians and athletes. But once again the female mind proves me wrong. Turns out sweaty, hunky guys aren't as attractive as I thought.


Geeks/Gamers- 4%
Seems to me that girls equally dig geeks/gamers as much as they do athletes. So it's either engaging in cyber warfare or physical competitive exercise. Interesting. Very interesting.


Artists- 8%
A slight advantage over the previous two. I kinda expected artists to find themselves in the middle of the standings, so, no surprise here.


Skaters- 15%
Even more surprising than geeks/gamers tying with athletes. To be brutally honest I submitted this entry as a 'filler' (apologies, skaters), but looky here, girls dig guys on boards with wheels.


Cedric- 20%
An individual fetching second highest votes. Not bad, not bad at all. BUT there's two possibilities from the results of this specific entry. 1. Cedric really has quite a number of anonymous fans, or 2. Like a female friend told him, "It could be people like me who vote just for the fun of it (or all those victims you've pranked pranking you back!)." But then again, his supervisor at school said, "Either way, it boosts your self-esteem." So there.


The final verdict: Whether it be pop-rock swooners, gangster rappers, or hardcore rockers, the musicians are what the girls like. Cedric gets an esteem boost, skaters and geeks/gamers prove the stereotypes wrong, and sweaty, hunky guys aren't in anymore.

**If you weren't a female or a confused male, or voted more than once (that means resetting your modem and voting again), it's necessary that you know this poll was made to determine what the girls (and confused males) like. Maybe you were so desperate to get votes for your certain party, or you're just a freaky fan. Either way, it's not cool.

***This vote was purely for observational purposes. Any offense taken, like I said before, is YOUR problem.

****Apologies to writer and dancers for forgetting to put you in the running too.


Coming soon: A poll on girls, for guys!