#217: Superhero Month

January is the time of the year where love blossoms, lo mai kai abounds, and three of the most elite league of divine superheroes were born...

January 5th

-Superdutch

• Protects herself from the public eye by disguising as Elselyn, a super hot Malaysian-Dutch girl
• Superpowers include ultra-wave-releasing-laughter and unbeatable bimbo-ness
• Weaknesses are THE FINGER and extremely good-looking 16 year-old artists *wink*

-Wonder Jonny Boom Boom

• Alter-ego Jonathan, an innocent, blur 17 year-old student
• Ability to look skinny and tall among his arsenal of superpowers
• Recently discovered chemical GoReAbCoEn- one of his rare weaknesses
• Gets his name from... err... THOSE 'boom boom's

-Bulk

• Also known as Joseph Wong- Extremely brilliant yet anxious homeschooler/nerd.
• Superpowers include super appetite and scoring chicks guys
• Weaknesses are nipple cripples and shoes that are cooler than his own
• HE STEPPED ON DOG POOP YESTERDAY
  

To three of the most noble, just people I've EVER known *wink*, HAPPY BIRTHDAY(s)! You guys are plain awesome.

My birthday is on the 24th of April.

I just thought I'd let you all know.