#134: Trivia Was Boring. Until Now.

Call it PMS, I just don't feel like updating my blog AS MUCH as I did before. But what the heck, here's some 'fairly entertaining' stuff.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cedric!

1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Cedric.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Cedric.
3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cedric.
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Cedric.
5. Finding Cedric on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
6. Cedric can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Cedric from each salad served in first class.
8. If you kiss Cedric for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
9. The Cedric-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Cedric-fights take place there every day.
10. Banging your head against Cedric uses 150 calories an hour.

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I like point 8. (hopefully it applies to females only)

And I'm bored. So here are some of the few people I'm 'interested' in. *wink*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Danielle!

1. Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
2. Peanuts and Danielle are beans!
3. Danielle can sleep with one eye open.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on!
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle.
6. Danielle is only six percent water.
7. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain!
8. The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven!
9. Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10. Danielle will often glow under UV light.

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Wow. Check out point 7.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denise!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise.
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise.
4. Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller.
6. Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7. When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise!
9. You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
10. An average beaver can cut down Denise every year!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelsey!

1. A thimbleful of Kelsey would weigh over 100 million tons.
2. It is bad luck to walk under Kelsey!
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Kelsey!
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Kelsey!
5. Kelsey is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
6. Kelsey once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. Kelsey is the world's tallest woman.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelsey.
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Kelsey!
10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kelsey.

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I will NOT say anything about point 5.


I need a life. At least that was 'entertaining.'