Why Spiderman rules over Batman
-Spiderman has a hot wife (in the comics). Whom he's committed to. Batman is a playboy.
-Spiderman ACTUALLY possesses superpowers, therefore making him a superhero. Batman just uses money to create geeky costumes, therefore making him a superhero-imposter/Mr. Dress Up.
-All the Spiderman movies suck compared to the comics, but the Batman movie was actually good. That means Batman is so that even Hollywood can make it 'good.'
-Spiderman is guided by his wise, caring aunt. Batman by his butler.
-Smosh does Spiderman videos, not Batman.
-Both their costumes are geeky, but I'd prefer a blue and red tight-fitting spandex to a mask with two 'horns.'
Conclusion: Everybody likes an emo photographer. No one likes a rich playboy.
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