#96: Forgive Me, Isaac Ravi

Top 10 ways to know you're (becoming) a racist.

10. You laugh whenever someone says 'black/dark' in the presence of an Indian/Negro friend.

9. You say "Where is ?" whenever someone turns off the lights.

8. You laugh when you eat chocolate and vanilla ice-cream in the presence of your Indian/Negro friends.

7. You tell your Indian/Negro friend what you think they'd look like if they were white.

6. You use alot of "You think you can......just because you're Indian (Or Negro, in some cases)!" sentences

5. You see your Indian/Negro friend wearing a black/brown top and say "Please lah, wear a shirt."

4. Your Indian/Negro friend threatens to 'make your shoe black' and you say "Please lah, we have enough of that here."

3. You do 'Top 10 ways to know you're (becoming) a racist' posts on your blog. *wink*

2. When telling black jokes is all you can do when you're trying to say something funny to a girl/guy/someone who attracts you.

1. You didn't understand the last nine points because you don't befriend Indians/Negroes.

And a bonus (woo hoo) reason: You're laughing at this post.


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