Wednesday, June 6, 2007

#60: Tall Shorties

I am the unluckiest guy in the world. (putting that up on my MSN nickname triggered A LOT of comments) It just so happens that all the girls/chicks/shorties I find 'hot' always end up like sisters to me, therefore making it a little complicated. (you know what I mean) C'mon! I'm a fifteen year old guy! Life = girls! (not really)

Word to Me Homies: My Sister Shorties (Part 2)


Kelsey: My Chindian mungem of a sister! One of the few who knows most of the whole epic tale of my life, someone who's just great to talk to. AND she's flippin' hot! (supposedly I've never said that about her, according to her) So yeah, she's one of the factors to my unluckiness.


Elselyn: Someone I've shared my childhood with growing up, full of embarrassing memories and memorable... erm... memories. A fun-loving chick who simply brightens up my day and makes me smile at the thought of her 'Elselyn-ness.' And she's one drop-dead gorgeous girl! (who's also my 'sister,' therefore contributing a huge amount to my unluckiness)


Denise: Hot, random, caring, awesome- This is one heck of a great friend. Though she's someone I've never liked, (don't worry- you were hot all along) she's one precious and unique girl! See why I'm unlucky now?


Danielle: A sensitive, cute, rocking, innocent chick who simply amazes me with her... err.. amazing maturity. (I'm not really good with adjectives) She is one smart girl by choosing not to pollute her mind with those things called boys, and as a result she enjoys her life and is the rocking friend she is to me now! (You could say even black cats won't cross my path because of my unluckiness!)


Crystal: My blood sister, making her one of my closest friends. You could say she has a teeny-weeny hint of immaturity that I have to handle with her sometimes, but other than that she's someone who looks out for me, educates, and grooms me like a responsible sister should. (not to mention buying stuff for me) Someone I look up to and adore. Though there's not even a 0.0001% chance of me falling for her, she's 'up there' in terms of 'hotness.' (somehow soothes the unluckiness I am experiencing- I AM LUCKY to have a sister like her)


Okay guys, wipe up the drool off your keyboard, it's back to reality now. (I LOVE YOU GIRLS!)

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