Friday, January 30, 2009

#407: New Found Freedom

THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A REALLY LONG POST WITH A WHOLE LOT OF WORDS, BUT READ ON. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE YOUR WORLD ROCKED, YOU MAY SKIP THIS. BUT BELIEVE ME, YOU WON'T WANT TO.

Do you have any friends that go head over heels in love with someone of, ahem, less desirable qualities? In my vast experience in life, considering all my long years spent on planet earth, I can most assuredly assume that we've all come across this situation in our life one time or another.

Regardless of whether that friend might be like a brother or just a mere acquaintance, 'complaints' that "her eyelashes aren't long enough", "he talks too much", or even "she's wearing a BLUE shirt!" have crossed our minds, and sometimes, even slips our tongues. This is a form of representation of the freedom of human opinion and thought.

But what's THIS? A freedom that contradicts the other freedom? If that is so, freedom will not really be freedom, but prison instead. Then what is prison, if freedom is now prison, and what is REALLY freedom?

But enough of deep thinking and such. I blog today to drop a bomb of Cedric wisdom and discovery upon you, lucky reader. Because out of the mind of Cedric, renowned girl guru and love liberalist, a new freedom has been birthed.

The Freedom to Pursue Love at One's Own Consent.
other wise known as Girl/Guy Liking Rights and the Declaration of Cedric v1

"The Freedom to Pursue Love at One's Own Consent is the right for one to have feelings for another and not face opposition of any sort from family, peers, acquaintances, and pets. This freedom is conditional. Should the subject of the person's interest be life-threatening to the person (eg: She's a Manchester United fan, she doesn't like Muse, etc.), one may confront the person about his relationship. But should the subject of interest be HOUSTONWEHAVEAPROBLEM to the person (eg: He has another girlfriend, he has another boyfriend), one may, nay, MUST step in the prevent the relationship from progressing, but must also be ready provide a reason for hindering the relationship, which will be deemed valid or invalid by family, close friends, and personal doctors/psychologists. The Freedom to Pursue Love at One's Own Consent applies to all living citizens of the world."

The Freedom to Pursue Love at One's Own Consent was put into action by the signing of The Cedric Act of 2009 I . It was signed by the members of the Judicial Court of Cedric on January 28, 2009 at Bukit Jalil, Malaysia.

Oh, the freedom of human opinion.


*The Freedom to Pursue Love at One's Own Consent is an original and awesome brainchild of Cedric and may not be duplicated or plagiarized in any form, anywhere. One may want to look out for other Cedric wisdoms and discoveries here, and ONLY here, at it's a CEDRIC world.


**You bet this is going in my book.

***Book? But that's another story.

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