#391: Vampires. OWNED.

Have you ever felt,
The feeling of getting hit in the tummy?
Where air is knocked out of your lungs,
And you start feeling all nauseous and dizzy.

That's exactly how our vampire tormentors felt,
When Super Ninja hit them in their stomachs.
All four of them at once,
Of one thing we were certain- Super Nina had guts.

One of the vampires growled,
Spun around and threw a punch at our hero.
But Super Ninja dodged them,
With all his style and gusto.

One by one the vampires tried to hit him,
But all attempts were in vain.
Super Ninja was just a blur,
Amidst vampire punches that fell like rain.

This went on for about a week,
But Super Ninja persevered,
With the future of our village at stake.
And for his safety we feared.

And then- as sudden as it were,
Super Ninja leaped into the air,
Like a soaring eagle into the sky,
And down at his prey he stared.

When our savior finally landed,
Everyone held their breath.
It felt as if the world stood still,
And it was as silent as death.

Super Ninja broke the silence,
With a thundering shout.
"BOOMSHAKALAKA!"
And his gleaming katanas flew out.

I don't wanna brag,
Neither would I like to lie.
So I'll just tell it as it is,
This was what I saw with my very own eyes.

But then again I'd rather not,
Due to some blog readers who are underage.
But I think it's safe to say,
That the vampires experienced Super Ninja's rage.

Not to be corny or anything,
But our village was restored.
The vampires were vanquished,
And things were fine and dandy- just like before.

As for Super Ninja,
He lives to this day,
A living legend,
Ridding the earth of evil dismay.

As much as you vampire fans,
May despise this composition,
Then let's see vampires beat ninjas,
In the form of a super cool poem.