#323: (just) A COLLECTION OF Cedric's Misfortunate Victims of Awesomeness

The Victims: Denise and Danielle
The Misfortune: Tried to pull an April Fool's prank on me- Denise admitted her feelings for me. Then she finds out I like her FOR REAL, and she just made everything complicated. Yikes. The drama.
The Partner-in-crime: Elselyn. Called Denise up and told her that her prank went overboard. Niceee.
Awesomeness rating: Apparently Denise got worried and panicked. Classic. 7/10.


The Victims: Shaun Xavier
The Misfortune: Switchfoot's coming to Malaysia!
The Partner-in-crime: Going solo.
Awesomeness rating: Switchfoot came to Malaysia a few months after. Boom baby. 4/10


The Victim: Aron
The Misfortune: After he left for Indonesia, I hooked up with Denise.
The Partner-in-crime: Former victim Denise. And all the others who confirmed our 'relationship'.
Awesomeness rating: Aron congratulated me on how lucky I was. Even Elselyn* fell for it. For awhile. 6/10.


The Victim: Denise, Debbie, and Lee Cheng
The Misfortune: While hanging out with Martin and Philip, I fell on an escalator and hurt my leg real bad.
The Partner-in-crime: Philip and Martin.
Awesomeness rating: The girls will ALL deny any of this, but yeah, I've got my sources to prove it. 5/10.


The Victim: Jasmine
The Misfortune: I was named after Darren's brother Cedric, whom my mum took care of during kindergarten, and loved him like a son. And we're cousins too.
The Partner-in-crime: Solo mission, baby!
Awesomeness rating: Unless she read my last post [click], she still doesn't know. Muahaha. 5/10


The Victim: Erica
The Misfortune: Jun-Min was my older brother.
The Partner-in-crime: Jun-Min and Adriel.
Awesomeness rating: Mainly just for kicks. 3/10


The Victim: Joseph
The Misfortune: An Indian loan shark was looking for Rajoo, who coincidently shared the same cellphone number as Joseph.
The Partner-in-crime: Solooooooooooo.
Awesomeness rating: He will also deny any of this, but he was (typically Joseph) scared out of his pants. Best prank ever. 9/10

*I know Elselyn was one of my victims, but I can't remember the incident. Yet.

Memories. Sigh. And wipe that smirk off that face- you might be next.


We be rollin', rollin', rollin'.