Saturday, August 2, 2008

#309: The 10 Most Overused Blog Post 'Genres'

10. 'Copy-paste conversations' posts
Ok fine. The funny ones are okay. But discussing the next episode of Bleach or Naruto? Pfft.
You've seen it: Here and there.

9. 'This post has been removed due to...' posts

And we needed to know because???
You've seen it: On a lot of blogs. Fickle-minded people, sheesh.

8. 'Song Lyrics' posts

I'm sure we all want to learn Jordin Sparks or Usher's latest hits, don't we?
You've seen it: On people who don't know Youtube provides free video embedding's blogs.

7. 'FWD' posts
Copy-pasting emails on the value of life, giving to charity, and cliche jokes. Nice. Real nice.
You've seen it: On Ctrl-V junkies' blogs, and even worse, those that EVEN READ forwarded emails. (No, Josh Yee doesn't do that. He writes them all by himself, spelling mistakes included.)

6. 'Today I...' posts.
Daniel Sim was right. Do we REALLY wanna know about your day?
You've seen it: Usually on 'beginner' blogs. Or narcissistic ones.

5. 'Pon and Zi' and 'lol cats' posts
PBF Comics pawns them all.
You've seen it: On every other blog.

4. 'Baby you're my world' posts
Stop it. Just stop it.
You've seen it: On unashamed couple's blogs, posted simultaneously. Often complimented by multi-colored font.

3. 'Cam Whore' posts
My main source of eye-bleeding. Really, what's in taking same-angled, same-pouted lips, same-everything pictures that I don't get? (As you can see, I'm really trying to understand this breed of human)
You've seen it: Initially on ~angelbabez~ and *cutecutegurl*'s blogs, but the disease has spread to the masses. Somebody save me.

2. "...she calls herself my friend. I hate that b***h!" posts.
High school drama. *shudder*
You've seen it : On most Friendster-frequenting, Click 5-listening high school female blogs.

1. ' =_=" ' posts.
i dun get watz so kool bout it lorrr. O.o *swt*
You've seen it: On anime fans and Sungai Wangers' blogs.


Note: No offense was intended in the making of this post. Should any offense be taken up, blame yourself then.

And no, I don't read FWDs.

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