Proof has been gathered, evidence unearthed, and here I standing, a shining beacon for all warm-blooded males, proclaiming, "Women are indeed cars." (adding a "VROOM VROOM!" would help adding to the 'drama')
Think about it- When a 'my-middle-name-is-hot' female walks past, heads turn. Sound familiar? Like the time an upgraded Nissan 350Z with a chrome finish sped past, and your eyeballs following in awe? Point #1 justified.
Point #2- How about the physical aspects of the car and the female human? Both are often judged by curves. I'd add a little bit more on headlights, rims, and bumpers, but for the sake of the
Both the car and female human also need a lot of tending to, 'servicing', and 'upgrading', for the betterment of physical attractiveness. Who ever thought spoilers and body kits would ever hold comparisons to hair cuts and plastic surgery? That's Point #3 for you.
Point #4- When a car's engine gets spoiled or broken down, the best thing to do would be to repair it as soon as possible. Broken engines... Broken hearts... *hint hint* I dunno man, whaddooya think?
Point #5- You can turn them on and off. Yes, both.
Point #6 andi'mcomingtotheendsoon- Before purchasing a car/woman, certain 'procedures' are advisable- like examination for defects, condition, and function-ability. And finally- THE TEST DRIVE. *superhero-ish music*
Ultimately, cars and women are all beautiful in the eyes of their creators, and someday, just someday- The One for them will come. I think. And Point #7 wraps it up.
Women are Cars.
...said the testosterone-raged men.
Note: This post is an ORIGINAL result of attempted stress-releasing due to tremendous amount of pressure from Math applied to the author at school. This post was written for the sole purpose of entertainment. Any offense taken was unintentional. The author, really, has respect for women. And cars. After all, there is that 'sweeter and softer side' to him. *wink*
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