#155: Time

Ladies and gentlemen, you are highly privileged to have a sneak-peak at our newest product: Time. Created with the latest technology, Time is a high-tech duration regarded as belonging to the present life as distinct from the life to come or from eternity. Not completely sure of what our wonderful product does? Venture further, dear customer.

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However. The example above only applies to 27.62% of consumers. Due to it being the very latest creation, our scientists have yet to find a stable interval in Time that would make our customers' results as successful and benefiting as our example above. So far, 72.38% of our 'guinea pigs' have resulted in the side effects of Time: Insanity and a major loss of attractiveness, like our second example below.

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Until we find an answer to our puzzle, Time will not be on sale anytime soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

On a 'more real' note, what in the Hong Kong happened to Avril Lavigne? I just listened to her old work yesterday and it was pretty good. She WAS my favorite female singer. But ever since she embraced glitter and pink, she joined the ranks of Madonna and Britney Spears. (which is not good) What can I say? Congrats?

As for now, Hayley Williams from Paramore's takes Avril's place as my favorite singer chick.


That girl has one heck of a voice. And she's only nineteen. What a girl.


But for me, nothing beats Jon Foreman and company. Switchfoot stays on the top of my all-time favorite list.



And the album that changed my life.


I first heard Meant to Live on Spiderman 2's OST, and I thought they were pretty good stuff. THEN my sister bought a The Beautiful Letdown cassette for my 13th birthday, and the rest is history. Let's just say listening to it seven times a day for around three weeks does a lot to you.
Switchfoot for life!


Time, again, ladies and gentlemen, has yet to be released for sale due to the missing puzzle piece. However, due to a technical mishap, Time has been released into various parts of the world and is easily 'contagious.'

Look out, Time is after you!