#46: Oh Look! A Love Story!

From TotallyFiction
The Epic Love Story ;) Note the wink

I glanced at the enormous clock that hung above the entrance of the mall I was to meet her. She's three minutes late. Ignoring the stares of estranged shoppers, I restlessly paced back and forth the five square feet of ceramic tiles. It's not like her to be late. I pulled out my cell phone, then shoved it back into my pocket. Maybe not playing Snake II a gazillion times would have lasted my battery a good five hours.

Finally. There the glorious being of beauty and splendor stood some fifty meters from me. I wasted no time in settling myself in the indescribable atmosphere of her presence. Not the least bothered about her tardiness, I held her hand in mine. I was somehow miraculously moved by her tug. She led me to a shop. A pink shop. Pink lights. Pink shelfs. Pink curtains. Pink pigs. (Yes I know they're already pink) She showed me the weirdest, most awkward handbag I had ever seen in my fifteen years on this strange planet Earth. Overcoming my silent yucks and eews, I obliged to her getting the...bag, if you may call it.

Then she tugged me again. I swayed along the smooth marble floor... right into the ever-interested face of my youth pastor.

I was arrested and spent the night in prison. Ordered five years of community service. She got fired from her part-time job and was an outcast among her friends.

THE END

The moral of the story is: 'NO BGR!' (No, it doesn't stand for Big Grey Racoon)