#42: Crutches, Anyone?

As Stephen put it in his blog, the blogsphere has been destroyed- Jian Shen has started a blog. (Yes, go around running in fear and agony) And my incredibly complex brain tells me that he may start stealing some of my loyal blog patrons. (As Sister said, 'lame is the new cool') So to get something started here, I've decided to post up some lame jokes, just for a little friendly competition. If you're simply lameness-intolerant, skip this post, but if you fear you've already heard them, read on- it's worth a second look.

Oh, and take these. I have a feeling you'll be needing them.



Q: What is the most evil spice?
A: Sinner-mon (I came out with this long before Jian Shen's 'Sinner-rella' joke)

Q: Sugar experienced a sudden inflation in the price market, and Salt's prices dropped. So what did Salt say to Sugar?
A: Sugar, We're Going Down

Q: What did Wei-Ming have to say about the recent Canon camera roadshow?
A: It was a blast!

Q: What do you call a 'je sui' (sugar cane) seller with very fast service?
A: The Hurricane!


If you didn't notice, I stated in my profile that I 'tends to unconsciously cripple others with my 'kooky' lameness,' so don't come after my head- too many legs have been lost on my account. (legs-lame-get it?)