#142: Children of Men: A Must-watch

I must say, 2007 has been a year where I've watched some of the best movies ever. There was Stranger Than Fiction, an absolutely fantastic show about writing. Transformers, for the hard core action fan, and of course, Wild Hogs, the ultimate 'laugh-till-your-pee-comes-out' comedy. And yesterday, Children of Men got added to my favorite movies list.

"The year is 2027, and women can no longer give birth. The youngest inhabitant of the planet has just died at the age of 18, and all hope for humanity has been lost. As civilization descends into chaos, a dying world finds one last chance for survival in the form of a woman who has become inexplicably pregnant. Now, as warring nationalistic sects clash and British leaders try to maintain their totalitarian stronghold on the country, a disillusioned bureaucrat is brought back into the fold of activism by his guerrilla ex-wife. Reluctantly, he takes on the daunting task of escorting Kee, the refugee who represents humankind's last hope for survival, out of harm's way and into the care of a mysterious organization known as The Human Project."

-Taken from movies.aol.com

It contains all the ingredients of a Cedric-likes-to-watch show: A twisted, scary storyline,
Clive Owen, (one of my favorite actors, from The Inside Man, another of my favorite movies) a hero who runs around without holding a weapon, and a weird ending with a thousand and one possibilities. Thumbs up!

#141: Punk Bowling

I've caught the Bowling for soup-craze. Punk rock to the max. Speaking of which, every genre of music practically have their stereotypes. Like...

Punk Rock: About how they wish they could turn back time and rock out with Elvis, the Beatles, or Michael Jackson. Moaning over a girl they've just lost, or can only dream about.

R & B and Hip-Hop: About a girl who they'd like to make love with in every place possible (it's the truth okay) or they'd like to see 'shakin' that thang.'

Boy Bands: About a girl who's like a queen, princess or some girly animal (like butterflies) they are in love with. Or how they wish they could do the corniest thing with her. (Like flying in the sky or bathing in the sea)

Switchfoot (Yes, they are their own genre. Deal with it): Life has got to be something more than what you're living. Seriously, excluding Nothing is Sound, every album's songs are 70% about there being more to life. That's why they rock.

#140: My Baker and Driver

My baker. I shall miss the weird, funny, and downright stupid moments we've shared growing up together. Keep your eyes on Jesus and not on Indons! (or white boys at school-Asian can lah. Maybe.) Love you!


Eh, Faizal. (heh heh) Messing around will not be the same without you. Who is gonna drive me around now? It'd be impossible for you to keep away from girls, so just stick to one chick eh? Please.


To two of the most amazing people I've known, who are leaving to Indonesia. For good. (I mean, what's in Indonesia?) I'm gonna miss you guys!

#139: Vote for ME

I've just submitted a design for Threadless. And there's definitely more to come. Vote now!



Look out for more! Coming soon... I hope.

#138: Make That Four Comics!

Just can't get enough of comics!

[x] 300
[x] The Amazing Spiderman v2
[ ] Fables
[ ] Hitman
[ ] Identity Crisis
[ ] Justice League of America v3
[ ] Justice League Elite
[ ] Kingdom Come
[x] Spiderman- The Other
[x] V for Vendetta

#137: What's the Opposite of Procrastinating Again?

So it seems Jun-Min's birthday is a week later. Woops. What the heck, call this an early birthday wish lah. Pfft.

#136: Mr. Emo Is Older

To the one and only,


Happy Birthday Jun-Min! You rock!

#135: Make Love?!

What you see here is a short tale of something hilarious that happened to me quite some time ago. I'll say no more! Read on!

It was one day at badminton training when we were standing in a line, like we always do, waiting for our coach to instruct us or do whatever he has to do. It was then when the ever-wise, not-so-English-savvy chief coach came to talk to us. As I looked at his face, I was sure I could see the words 'I'M SERIOUS' scrawled across his forehead. But anyway, what he was TRYING to tell us was that at such a young age, we shouldn't get involved in relationships with the opposite sex and let that distract us from concentrating on badminton. (he's a professional coach, mind you) But being the not-so-English-savvy coach he was, he said something like this:

"Now ah, you all so young, I dowan you all to go and ...(long pause. I think he was looking for the word) 'make love.' (looks like he didn't find it!)"

If there was ever a time where I came closest to dying, this was it. Here I was, standing in the front row, biting my lips and thinking of children's church teachers, (I always think of them when I'm gonna laugh and I'm not supposed to- serious!) as the coach continued with his ever-serious face. And then at the end of his speech he emphasized his point again. And yes, he said "I don't want you all to make love" again. If I'm not mistaken, I couldn't train for the whole remaining session cuz of my laughing inside. Seriously cracked me up!


I didn't feel like updating, but this is an exception. I was thinking of putting it up long before, but I probably had trouble finding the keys on the keyboard in the midst of uncontrollable laughter.

#134: Trivia Was Boring. Until Now.

Call it PMS, I just don't feel like updating my blog AS MUCH as I did before. But what the heck, here's some 'fairly entertaining' stuff.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cedric!

1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Cedric.
2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Cedric.
3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cedric.
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Cedric.
5. Finding Cedric on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
6. Cedric can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Cedric from each salad served in first class.
8. If you kiss Cedric for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
9. The Cedric-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Cedric-fights take place there every day.
10. Banging your head against Cedric uses 150 calories an hour.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I like point 8. (hopefully it applies to females only)

And I'm bored. So here are some of the few people I'm 'interested' in. *wink*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Danielle!

1. Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
2. Peanuts and Danielle are beans!
3. Danielle can sleep with one eye open.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on!
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle.
6. Danielle is only six percent water.
7. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain!
8. The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven!
9. Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10. Danielle will often glow under UV light.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Wow. Check out point 7.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denise!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise.
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise.
4. Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller.
6. Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7. When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise!
9. You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
10. An average beaver can cut down Denise every year!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelsey!

1. A thimbleful of Kelsey would weigh over 100 million tons.
2. It is bad luck to walk under Kelsey!
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Kelsey!
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Kelsey!
5. Kelsey is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
6. Kelsey once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. Kelsey is the world's tallest woman.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelsey.
9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Kelsey!
10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kelsey.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I will NOT say anything about point 5.


I need a life. At least that was 'entertaining.'

#133: Ode to Food

"Ode to Food"

My stomach is empty,
Food- come and save me,
Make my life complete,
And make it something sweet.

Like caramel or honey,
That can only make me hungry,
For more and more of you,
Food- please make my dream come true.

Apple pie and ice-cream,
You'll appear in my dream,
Brownies and custard tart,
I'll keep you forever in my heart.

Food iis my life,
Like an ever-loving wife,
I'll spend my life with you,
And the sky will always be blue.

These words are from my heart,
I want to hear your part,
So come into my tummy,
Come into my tummy- honey.

As you read my lines of love,
Like a marriage sent from above,
The part that you'll envy is that,
I can eat forever- and never get fat.

#132: Threadless

"Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives."
-a slogan on a Threadless t-shirt.

Threadless t-shirts are the bomb! Check out their site! Killer designs!

#131: Pretty People

Denise is so pretty.

So is Danielle.

And I'm the most good-looking of them all.

#130: I Half-Tagged Myself. I'm Improving

I know it's dumb, but when rocking people like Cedric and Danielle (I'll put her name up here cuz I stole this tag from her blog, but that's the only reason) do tags, it becomes cool. So my blog obviously has cool things, doesn't it? So I've obviously got to do a tag!


Layer One: On the Outside
Name: I wish my name was Logan, but I'll settle for a 'common' name like Cedric.
Birthdate: If I put it here, would you buy me a present? Or sabo me?
Current Status: I'm single. I'm hungry. I'm in Kuala Lumpur. (STATE-tus. Get it?)
Eye color: I've got Barbie blue eyes.
Hair color: And blonde hair.
Righty or Lefty: Lefties rock.

Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Heritage: I'm a Chinese that doesn't understand Chinese. I'm so proud of my heritage.
Your Fears: I... I... I'm n..nn...not sc.. sc...scared.
Your Weakness: Getting kicked in the nuts? I AM NOT WEAK! I'm strong. *In Chinese, show-off voice* You see my muscle? You see?
Your Perfect Pizza: With peanut butter, bananas, cinammon, honey, and chocolate ice-cream! *drool*

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Your Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to wake up? And that'd be followed by me turning over and going back to sleep.
Your Bedtime: The time when I go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: Redang!

Layer Four: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Cuz got cooler tin design.
McDonald's or Burger King: Close, but I'd said McDees. Cuz got Happy Meal.
Single or Group Date: I don't like eating dates, I prefer prunes.
Adidas or Nike: Just Do It. Eyerr.
Tea or Nestea: Tea all the way.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'd agree with Nielle (for once!) and say both.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is coffee, idiot.

Layer Five: Do You..

Smoke: Only when I don't feel hungry. But I can never not feel hungry so I never smoke.
Curse: **** no.
Take a Shower: They're my life. Seriously. Have a Crush: Her name's Ice. Cuz I like to 'crush' ice.
Think You've Been in Love: With Jesus, food, comics, freedom, and Megan Fox.
Go to School: Does staying at home and sleeping on books count as school?
Want to Get Married: *Little boy voice* I don't wanna get married! Girls are gross!
Believe in Yourself: 100%
Think You're a Health Freak: Health and Cedric are the last two words you'll think off together. Maybe not.

Layer Six: In the Past Month

Drank Alcohol: Does wine chicken count?
Gone to the Mall: Oh yeah. And I wanna go again. And again. And again.
Been on Stage: I'm a behind-the-scenes guy. It's all part of the mystery, ladies. *moves eyebrows up and down*
Eaten Sushi: I don't like sushi.
Dyed Your Hair: My hair 'died'. When I cut it.

Layer Seven: Have You Ever

Played a Stripping Game: I wish!
Changed Who You Were to Fit In: I never noticed. But I fit in my clothes just fine. (Except for the 'slightly' small LOL! tee)
Layer Eight: Are You Hoping

To Be Married: Of course. Not. Not. (That means I want to, by the way)

Layer Nine: In a Guy/Girl

Best Eye Color: Megan Fox's eye color.
Best Hair Color: Megan Fox's hair color.
Short Hair or Long Hair: Megan Fox's hair length.

Layer Ten: What Were You Doing

1 Minute Ago: Showering. (told you)
1 Hour Ago: Playing badminton.
4-5 Hours Ago: Eating, I think.
1 Month Ago: I was still a guy.
1 Year Ago: Maybe I was a girl then. I can't remember.

Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence

I love: Jesus, food, comics, freedom, and Megan Fox.
I feel: free.
I hate: homos. (one of the many things on my list)
I hide: my lover, underneath the covers. (it's from a song lah)
I miss: my miss who missed.
I need: Jesus. And I'm hungry.
I tag: Daniel Sim *grin*, Josh Yee, and maybe Elselyn, if she ever reads this.

#129: Spiders Are Cooler Than Bats

Why Spiderman rules over Batman

-Spiderman has a hot wife (in the comics). Whom he's committed to. Batman is a playboy.

-Spiderman ACTUALLY possesses superpowers, therefore making him a superhero. Batman just uses money to create geeky costumes, therefore making him a superhero-imposter/Mr. Dress Up.

-All the Spiderman movies suck compared to the comics, but the Batman movie was actually good. That means Batman is so that even Hollywood can make it 'good.'

-Spiderman is guided by his wise, caring aunt. Batman by his butler.

-Smosh does Spiderman videos, not Batman.

-Both their costumes are geeky, but I'd prefer a blue and red tight-fitting spandex to a mask with two 'horns.'


Conclusion: Everybody likes an emo photographer. No one likes a rich playboy.

#128: I'm Addicted To You

My current addictions

Addicting snack: Chocolate ice-cream with peanut butter toast

Addicting past-time hobby: Reading comics

Addicting song: 'Until The World' by The Afters

Addicting girl to look at: Megan Fox and Anne Hathaway *drool*

Addicting thing to do on my blog: Making lists, obviously.

#127: Comics Craze

As Kelsey or everybodywhothinksthey'recoolcuztheymovedoverseas would say, 300 (the graphic novel by Frank Miller, yes, the show's based on a comic) IS SICK! The drawings are amazing, and instead of wearing leather 'coverings,' the Spartans fight with NOTHING but the red cape behind! Gangster!


Joshua Chang burnt me 4 gig of Spiderman, Justice League, 300, and what not. Killer comics!

And I've already read 300. AND 20 episodes of The Amazing Spiderman. (each containing over 20 pages, so you can bet I spent a lot of time on this) Good stuff!


Spiderman is the coolest superhero because he teases his opponents while fighting them, has a hot wife, (in the comics, at least) is emo at one time then funny the next, AND is a photographer. Not Batman. NOT BATMAN. Or an alien who wears spandex undies over his pants.

I need to do better things with my time then blogging five times a day.

#126: Think, Think, Think

I want to learn Tamil.

Elselyn says she updates her blog only when she thinks of something. Same here. So I guess judging by her blog, Elselyn hardly thinks?

#125: Of Elephants and Meatballs

If I become a acrobat,
I want a princess tiara.
Then I can paint Mona Lisa on an elephant's butt,
And we can all eat Swedish meatballs.

-A powerful poem full of life and spirit by Cedric.


While the topic's on random, (Yes! It is!) One of the many things I admire about Danielle is her insane randomness. (which is equivalent to 10 times mine) She has a seriously crazy mind! Go check out her blawg.(High five, random rocking friend!) It's been awhile since I did blog publicity.

#124: I Feel So Brave

I'm brave. You know why?

Cuz the font is 'bold' mah.

#123: My Place Of Refuge: The Mall

My favorite things to do in a mall alone.

-Eat.

-Go to a bookshop and bury myself in comics.

-Sit outside a video shop and watch movies.


My favorite things to do in a mall with friends.

-Play tag.

-Play leap frog.

-Tap little kids on the shoulder when they're not looking then look away.

-Lie on the side 'handlebar' of escalators while it's moving.

-Mess around at Toys 'R' Us.

#122: Break A Leg. Become Lame.

Some shows are made for special viewing purposes. Take these for instant.

Toyko Drift: To watch when you're drifting to sleep.

Deja Vu: To watch twice. Or thrice. Or four times. Or fi...

Raise Your Voice: To watch you have sore throat and you have something to say.

28 Weeks Later: To watch when you're procrastinating.


Cedric will stop now with the confidence enough lameness has been dished out.

#121: Shake Heads, People. It's A Lame Joke.

A group of the world's best known worship leaders gathered at a world-wide worship leader's summit. During the in-between breaks, some of the leaders went to lunch. Before they started eating, Joel Houston prayed for the food and blessed it. Straight after that, he asked Chris Tomlin to say grace. And all Chris said was "Your grace is enough."

An original lame joke by Cedric.

#120: When Danielle Was Young-er

If it was important to watch the Transformers vid, this is a thousand times more worth watching!



Proud to say, Danielle has evolved into a fine young lady (but is not up for grabs anytime soon, guys). Thank God.

#119: Stick To Reality

Instead of fantasizing over a chick I can't get, (because she lives in Hollywood, not because she's too good for me) why don't I get back to reality and go for something I CAN get?

That means... EATING TIME!

#118: The 'Ooh' Face

I doubt you ever wondered, but do you know what's going on in my head when I make this face?


Well, based on a recent study of photographs...


Don't get jealous, boys.


Yeah! I'm sure you saw THIS coming!

...I think it means "I'm near a hot girl and I can't help but make a goofy face!"

Goofy or not, I held Megan Fox in my arms, and my dreams.

#117: When You Look Like Someone Famous...

This is what happens when you don't update your blog, post nonsense pictures which people can nab on Friendster, happen to have an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter, and have a Photoshopper friend who has nothing better to do.

#116: Nosebleed Alert

I simply cannot bear the sight of Channing Tatum's face at the top of my posts, so here's something definitely a hundred times hotter... Megan Fox!

Note: The following images may trigger nosebleeding, and Cedric will not take any responsibilities of the fact that you have a bloody keyboard at the end of this post.





Following the famous words of Borat: Wah wah wee wah! (that's all I can say!)

And that's the way my blog should be. Megan Fox first, and then the 'other guy.'

#115: Hotmale

Take that, Gmail users.


Note: There is no specific reason for using Channing Tatum as portraying hot, but based on the squeals of females in excitement at the sight of him, this'll do.

#114: Guys Rule

Me: Mum, can I get married?

Mum: Go lah! Then I get one mouth less to feed!

Sister: She'll only say that to Cedric.


Being a guy RAAWKS! Being a FREE guy RAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKSSSSSS!!!

#113: Freedom

I am free,
Like an eagle in the sky,
Goodbye girls.

Oh! The amount of power and spirit in this poem! As of now, only one person (you know who you are *wink*) will get this. Freedom!

#112: Smoshobots, Roll Out!

If you thought Transformers were cool, watch this!



I know it's a blog-hopping fact that visitors rarely watch videos posted on people's blogs, but this must be an exception. Hilariously... hilarious.

#111: As Jian Shen Would Say, 'STUPER!'

Hey.

Sup.

I got a lame joke.

God bless me. What?

Why should Christians watch Heroes?

I dunno. Why?

Because Heroes and conquered the grave! Jesus conquered the grave!

...

#110: Priorities, Priorities

New thing to do when I'm bored: Make lists.


Things I want to do when this year:

-Get (Notice how I use 'get', not 'buy.' That means I'm open for generous contributions) a camera

-Get a MP3

-Go for a holiday at Redang with my ex-wife and super cool chick.

-Go for an all-you-can-eat buffet and dig in at dessert first.


Things I need to do this year:

-Stop procrastinating and start working on the layouts. Especially Bus Co.'s, since THEY'RE PAYING ME GOOD MONEY FOR IT.

-Get (I'm using 'get' again!) a new handphone... cover.

-SAVE MONEY.

#109: Hi Cedric! Oh, Hi.

New thing to do when I'm bored: Talk to myself.

Boo!

Whoa, you got me there.

Very funny.

What's up?

I'm bored.

Same 'ere.

How was your day?

Boring. As usual. I need a life.

You sound like you do.

Tell me something to do that'll entertain me.

Run around the house naked.

Seriously!

Yup.

Good idea! I'll be right back!

Okay.

*After 10 minutes*

Hi Cedric, this is Aunty Fanny, Cedric's mum. Just wanted to tell you Cedric's not gonna be using the computer anymore cause of his unacceptable behavior- He was running around the house naked!

Oh my. How uncivilized.

Yes, sometimes I wonder why he can't be more like you. You're such a nice, domesticated boy.

Errr, thanks.

Anyway, oh no. He's escaped from his room through the window. OH NO! He's still naked!

...

I'll have to go now! God help me.

I'll be praying for you.

#108: The Daily Cedric

The amount of drama, if you put it that way, occurring in my life nowadays. To pity rival bloggers hoping to catch up with my number of posts, I'll put all this in one post. I have one too many 'incidents' to actually publish in a day's edition of a newspaper. So here we go...

NATION

Fire Up
PETALING JAYA: A collaboration of churches gathered together at Fire Up, a conference aimed at the younger generation of today. Held in Glad Tidings, the two-day conference featured Michael Rowan, a well-known speaker from Texas. With his hilarious wit and in-your-face sincerity, his messages resulted in many people touched and saved. "To those who didn't go, LOSER!" commented Cedric, from FGA KL, who attended the conference.

ENTERTAINMENT

Movie Review of Transformers
Looking for action, adventure, action, adventure, action, AND adventure? And a hot babe? Go watch Transformers. This review has been cut short due to lack of manpower at the newspaper station, resulting in the writer of this review go and cover sports.

Megan Fox tops Cedric Hottie List
Stunner Megan Fox was voted 'top hottie' on the The Cedric Hottie List recently. Fox, who starred in Transformers, was voted ahead of a many beauties whom we will not list due to lack of space, cuz we don't have enough money to print our paper.

Cedric receives 4 gig of Spiderman
Spiderman enthusiast Cedric received a CD containing 4 gig of Spiderman comics, donated to him by Joshua Chang. That's all. Yes. We just wanted you to know.

BUSINESS

Cedric is Bankrupt!
Highly prestigious human company Cedric was declared bankrupt yesterday. "Sad to say, we are indeed bankrupt." said Cedric, President of the company. "It was due to over excessive spending, unorganized financial planning, and mere stupidity." However, he added that this wasn't the end of Cedric. "We are planning to have a fund-raising event. Possibly hold it at a pub or nightclub, where families can spend time together, have a good time, and raise money all at the same time." Do look out for ads concerning this event.

SPORTS

Father Wanka wins The One Challenge
DAMANSARA: Father Wanka was crowned champion at The One Challenge, a foosball tournament, here at 1 Utama today. Also known as Jun Min, Wanka won himself a foosball table worth over RM 4,000 and RM 500 in cash. "Us Wankas are born winners." Wanka's son, Cedric Wanka, said. "Winning was something we were meant to do." When asked about the plans for the future, Junior Wanka replied. "Honestly, there are no plans. But we could well use RM 500 for a healthy amount of alcohol." Father Wanka could not be reached for further comment, because of this newspaper's lousy reporters and resources, and Junior Wanka's constant hogging of the limelight.

BONUS READ

Dear Readers,

It is our greatest displeasure to announce that our newspaper has been forced to shut down due to complaints of lousy coverage, mediocre reporters, and a hauntingly freaky obsession over the name 'Cedric.'

The Editor.

#107: Of Robots And Hot Chicks

Living up to the hype and what the bloggers all said, Transformers was really good. (only that they typed that in caps lock) The sounds whatever Autobots consist of whirring, the action, humor, and THE BABE! (I'll get to that later) If girls, yes females, can enjoy robots blasting each other with cannons, imagine what heavenly state of mind and being the guys are in. So yeah, a really good show.

Now, as I promised, back to THE BABE! Megan Fox!!! Definitely going to the top of my hottie list. (yes, girls, every guy has one)


IF I put these pictures in color, I'd probably go to jail for causing the most number of male nose bleeds ever.


And the nerdy jerk gets her in the end. Not cool. NOT COOL. (yes, one of the few down sides of the show)


Conclusion: Diehard 4.0's not gonna cash in cuz of this. Go watch it if you're looking for a good movie, or if you just hate Bruce Willis's face.

#106: Hello? Any Brains In There?

Whenever you mention something that's not true about someone to the person, he/she'll ask, "Who says?"

I said. Duh. You blind or deaf?

#105: Michael Rowan Anytime

LEGEND!


So far, the Fire Up conference has been phenomenal, despite it being just one night. Michael Rowan could not have gotten more REAL. Absolutely good stuff. So cancel your Zouk parties tonight and come!

#104: Pink For Black

With all the joy in my heart, I'm proud to proclaim that the emo season is over! Pull out your pink tshirts (yes, Aaron Sim, pink!) and start chasing mosquitoes!

And since we've already agreed over my current emotional condition, I'd just like to enlighten everyone that Emily, or as I've heard, Emelie, has left the city to go for a holiday at one of our islands, and if my luck is up, she'll come back later this month to watch a badminton tournament to be held in our city.

Hey, I'm not in the mood to go bawling here, so in the case of me being not successful in finding a nice photo of her (there were some from a friend's Friendster, but the photos will only put a bad impression of her beauty on you), let's not dwell on depression! I'm getting married to Denise tomorrow!

Nielle, before you start reprimanding me on not being able to listen to my heart and what not, here's a photo of Matthias (formerly known to you as Christopher- it seems I've been mistaken), (taken with a phone camera- therefore making it extremely low quality, also nabbed from Friendster), for consolation. Cheers!

Elselyn didn't bother looking at him cuz he was wearing orange, Crystal thinks he has a nice body. Don't blame me if you don't think he's good-looking.

#103: Watch This. No Skipping.

I've been thinking over whether to put this up, but I found it 'un-unpostable'.

Just watch this video till the first chorus finishes...

#102: They Changed, alright

Ah... The ever-changing mindset of Cedric. Can you imagine Cedric (Yes, Cedric!) never wanted to get married? And gasped whenever the word 'SEX' (Yes, sex!) was mentioned? Anyway, here's some evidence of metamorphosis in the mind of Cedric. (Yes, he has one) What I thought of some people now and then. This is going to be interesting.

Denise and Danielle Ng

Then I thought: They were the Samsung-wielding, Heelys-accessorised, rich, and stuck-up TWINS. (yes, twins)
Now I know: They're rocking, random, (and HAWT) sisters. Who still use Samsung.

Wong Jun Min and Wei-Ming

Then I thought: They were show-offs who loved boasting of their ability to eat nuggets and point fingers at people. Sheesh, Wongs.
Now I know: One as my dad, the other as my boyfriend.

Kelsey Raj

Then I thought: She was a simply chubby little girl who irritated me by drinking from my bottle. (During the time girl's saliva was toxic)
Now I know: She can't live without me. *wink*

Elselyn Tan

Then I thought: She was a loud-mouthed, pretty irritating, and PRETTY white girl. DA-IM!
Now I know: Her as my wife. DA-IM!

Joshua Yee

Then I thought: He was retarded.
Now I know: He's retarded. (Sorry dude, but I just HAD to do that. You're the only one who takes my insults lightly- take that as a compliment)

And now you know: My mind changes A LOT.

#101: Breath Cedric, Breathe

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Ohmygawsh... breath... Switchfoot... gasp... are coming out... breath, Cedric, breathe... with... A NEW ALBUM!


Just when the emo season was in, Switchfoot goes emo!!! I mean, goes emo. (Exclamation marks and emo don't go together) Yeah, I know what you're saying, me photoshopping and all. But here, see for yourself!

Anticipated release in Asia: 1.12.07 Click here.

My Shadow, My Friend mou?!

#100: I Can Write Emo

I thought I needed no one,
Love had no meaning to me,
I was a boundless spirit,
No care in the world and free.

No one could get to me,
I was cold-hearted- you could say,
I lived like this for years,
Until that fateful day.

The blessed glorious day,
The day I saw your face,
That second our eyes met,
You sent me into space.

The moment was like heaven,
As if we'd never part,
I don't know what you did,
But you got to my heart.

So come- take my hand,
Like you've taken me,
The moon and sun shall stop,
When we're together- like we were meant to be.

There's no other like you,
You're the only one I see,
My only angel,
You mean every little thing to me.

My life is complete,
I've said goodbye to strife,
Now that you're in my stomach,
DESSERT- You are my life.

An (original) ode to one whom I've loved all my life: DESSERT. As of who I'm to love for the rest of my life, your poem has yet to be written.

"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."

Els, I know I owe you a poem, but you owe me a birthday post! (Just be patient- it's worth waiting for)

#99: Emo Will Have To Wait

Ever wondered why everyone emos over a girl or guy? Why not something more depressing like not having cake or scratching a Switchfoot CD? I'd do my own poem/song now, but just so happens I'm not in an emo mood now or anytime soon. But do look out for that right here on this blog!

Talking bout emo, I've caught on to the FM Static addiction. Currently second best. Behind Switchfoot, naturally.

#98: We're Out

With extra yummy articles and the usual great stuff, The ThinkTank issue 7 is out! Click here!

#97: Because You've Watched Russell Peters a Thousand Times...

So I was at Elselyn's house (don't give me that 'naughty naughty' look) watching some pretty funny videos. (I said DON'T) Stand-up videos. And I discovered two awesome comedians. So instinctively, I search YouTube, find a funny video, and put it up here.

Flippinawesomecomedian #1: Aries Spears. To prove I'm not the 'naughty-naughty' kinda guy, I've found a pretty decent vid of him. If you're looking for more 'acting-ish,' funnier, AND slightly 'badder' stuff, search 'Aries Spears' on YouTube. (But watch this video too!)



Flippinawesomecomedian #2: Jeff Dunham. Absolutely talented puppeteer. Watch this. (and other vids on YouTube)



Seriously great stuff. If I could put all the stuff I liked this post would take up the same amount as eight posts.